I wrote a birthday song for the digital age.
Featuring Erik Yates & Mark Stewart
in Pjeff’s breakfast nook.
New video: “Try Not To Be A Dick” live at the White Eagle
6/9/13 at the White Eagle in Portland, OR.
Featuring Erik Yates of Hot Buttered Rum; Mimi Naja, Jay Cobb Anderson and Tyler Thompson of Fruition; Brad Parsons and Big Water.
New video: “P0RN!”
A song about something everyone likes.
If the video doesn’t work, here’s the link: http://youtu.be/D-detu5OBYs
Lyrics:
You might be from Texas
you might be from Tennessee
You might be from way up north
in the Yukon Territ’ry
You might be from London or
you might be from Peru
It doesn’t matter where you’re from
You all like to watch people screw
Pooooooorn
It’s a unifier
Poooorn
Can’t identify ‘er
Poooooo- ooooo- oooorn
Everyone likes porn
You might have grown up thinking it was only for your dad
Or maybe in a church where they told you it was bad
Maybe you’ve been taught that that’s just not what nice girls do
But now that you’re all grown my friend,
I don’t see a thing stopping you
Pooooooorn
There’s a happy ending
Poooorn
Look at how they’re bending
Poooooo- ooooo- oooorn
Everyone likes porn
It can be for special times when you are with your mate
It can even be the end of a magical first date
It can be for holidays or when you’re feeling blue
It can be for every day, hell I don’t give a shit what you do
Pooooooorn
Might be degrading
Poooorn
But I’m not hating
Pooooooorn
It’s an honest living
Pooooooorn
So let’s be forgiving
Poooooo- ooooo- oooorn
Everyone likes porn